*Disclaimer* Oh, yes. You read that correctly! This is what happens when I am contacted by the friendly people at Strawberry Blushes asking if I would be interested in choosing from a selection one of their websites’ products provided free in return for an honest and fair review and I generously allow Mister the task of making the decision for once.

So it figures that my narcissistic boyfriend would like a copy of his cock.

*deep breath, and plunge*

What we have here is purely for novelty in my opinion. But I mean this in a sincere manner. I had a great time getting to grips with this product. The premise being you have everything (aside from water and disposable mixing bowls) you require to make a replica of your own or your partner’s penis. The kit is contained within the plastic tube pictured above that doubles as the mould that you stick your dick inside. On the reverse of the red label are the detailed step-by-step instructions.

On the Strawberry Blushes site, you have the option to choose between the ‘Original’, ‘Glow-in-the-Dark’ and a ‘Chocolate’ moulding kit. Mister initially chose the Glow-in-the-Dark option but as that was out of stock, I was informed I would be sent the Original instead. Inside the tube the above materials are carefully stored: The suspiciously-cocaine-looking bag of moulding powder, the vibrator (battery not included), a thermometer, the rubber gel, the ‘liquid skin’ colour and a stirring spatula.

In total it takes a little over a day to go through the whole process that includes creating the mould and allowing that to set for 2-5 hours and then giving the rubber to set for 24hours once poured into the mould. Mister and I set aside the weekend to engage in this little project experiment.

I was concerned at first whether Mister’s pubic hair could become trapped when creating the mould so we trimmed his area first. On reflection, I don’t think this was necessary, as the mould was pretty gentle on his cock. The moulding process was quite messy and thinking ahead we closed the curtains and drew the blinds in the kitchen, setting everything out in preparation on the counter. When making the mould, you are given about two minutes to stir in the white powdered mixture into body temperature water (hence the thermometer) before pouring the mixture into the mould itself and sticking your/your partner’s dick into the tube and counting to another two minutes, so it helps to have a stop watch (as mentioned in the instructions) at hand. I used the timer on my phone. It worked.

Of course, during the 5-ish minutes in total it takes to create the mould, your/your partner’s penis needs to remain hard. This was great fun on my part and it was an interesting experience…err…fluffing Mister before introducing him to this temporary orifice and then keeping him entertained with thigh strokes, suggestive talk and general kissing and feeling him up. Be aware that when the penis is inserted into the tube, there may be some overspill of the mould mix. We put down a tea towel (which seemed wrecked after the mix had solidified, but after peeling it off and putting it into an anti-bacterial wash is now fine) but if you have a vinyl type kitchen/bathroom floor the mix will lift right off really smoothly once set – the same if it gets on your counters or the mixing bowl. Once set, Mister withdrew from the mould easily and without any pain and we left the mould to set completely for three hours before mixing and pouring in the phthalate-free rubber mix and inserting the vibrator.

The colour of the ‘liquid skin’ is fairly life-like and the resulting cock is as realistic as you’d expect, having being moulded from a real man. Some of you can even confirm his existence, having met him. Whilst Mister’s actual cock is a bit pinker in places, having a pulse and a life of its own, I was quietly impressed with the final outcome of the Mister Clone. The level of detail is very good. From veins to the texture of Mister’s skin, the mould has picked up on just about everything. My placement of the vibrator was a little off, unfortunately and can be seen almost protruding on one side of the cock. Partly due to the angle of Mister’s erection having that natural curve to it. I feel if the vibe was a little smaller, to the size of a bullet vibe perhaps, this issue would be the regular occurence I think it may be.

I was disappointed by the vibrator. It’s clearly quite a cheap model and takes one AA battery. As such the vibration is very weak and is barely noticeable at the tip of the penis. Considering that the whole kit itself costs £24.95, I would have hoped for something a little better.

In conclusion, I would say that rather than buying something that you are going to use as a dildo (I personally won’t be as I have the real Mister to hand and the smell of the Mister Clone was intoxicatingly chemically, which puts me off entirely), you are buying a fun day for you and your partner. I would recommend this to couples/+ looking for a laugh and is something that requires at least two people to complete with ease (one to be the model, one to be the extra pair of hands). We both had a lot of giggles with this and Mister has even re-enacted one of his worst recurring nightmares in handling his ‘dismembered’ cock. I say that in good spirits, honestly!

You can buy the Clone-A-Willy from Strawberry Blushes for £24.95 here in the mens sex toys section.

By now you are surely itching for the final outcome, yes? Well, without further ado – and with Mister’s permission – here’s a sly, partial view of the Mister Clone which preserves some of his dignity. You’re welcome, I think. This image shows the vibrator peeking through on the left of the shaft as well as presenting the intricate detail and beauty of Mister’s cock.