Coffee Table Kink V: Manbound Under the Bed Restraints from Vibrator.com

Firstly, I would like to apologise to the marvellous people at Vibrator.com and their wide range of sex toys as I have had this product for a number of months now and still haven’t gotten round to reviewing them! Partly due to me losing my camera and to work draining me of the time and energy needed for kinky derring-do. It’s got to the stage where I’m simply going to review them and add the super-sexy (I hope!) pictures at a late date when I rediscover my camera.

So, without much further ado, I bring to you for your kinky delectation, the Manbound Under the Bed Restraint Gear. Now, here is where I would have my obligatory ‘sex toy on coffee table’ image, but due to technical difficulties, here’s the picture from the website:

Now, what we have here are the following:

  • 4 x detachable cuffs with velcro fastenings round the wrists and ankles. They attach with the metal clips that you associate with dog leads (pictured at top of image)
  • 1 x extendable strap that goes under the bed lengthways with the attachments for the cuffs (this is shaped rather like a giant letter ‘I’, to give those unfamiliar with the set-up a clearer picture)
  • They currently retail at $55.00 on the American Vibrator.com site, so either a good investment piece or for those who have a more disposable income than others.

As many of you know, to say that I am a tad fond of the odd light bondage session is somewhat of an understatement. I adore being tied up with scarves, rope, handcuffs…one of my most beloved playthings being another of Vibrator.com’s toys I reviewed in the past. This new product has also become a firm favourite and since taking it out of the somewhat unflattering packaging (pic to follow) these restraints have remained affixed to our bed. Right, down to business.

Packaging and Assembly

Luckily, since receiving this item, the image on the website has since changed to simply hold the product out of its packaging. This is a good thing, and if I saw the packaging in a shop, I would hesitate to buy it as a heterosexual lady. As the name would suggest, the Manbound Restraints are targeting a gay male consumer. The image on the rigid plastic packaging is of two men in the bedroom, but other than that, this product has no other inclination to gender or sexualities and if this is the cheaper of two options, one with a same-sex couple on the front of the packaging or another with a het-couple, go for this one as the quality is excellent.

With all new toys, I like to try them out as soon as I unwrap them. The Manbound Restraints were no different. I wanted to see how easy it was to fix on my own, without Mister’s help and it was very straightforward. I’m a little thing and even I quite easily managed to adjust the straps to my liking and slip it under the mattress of out bed in about 10minutes. The cuffs themselves are made of soft velvety material and tighten with velcro, making this an ideal product for light bondage or safety-conscious kinksters.

Partner Play

This product, of course, is made for two or more individuals to enjoy. I nobly volunteered to put the restraints through their paces first and Mister took great relish in strapping me in to these. He is particularly fond of making me squirm and cry out after too much pleasuring and has always wanted to have me restrained so I can’t wriggle free or push him away with my legs. For that purpose, Mister has also fallen in love with this product. For our first session with these, Mister had me bound in an ‘X’ with my limbs splayed for him to ravish, and the binds held for all my struggling as he went to work on my with his hands and tongue. The adjustable straps are able to extend or restrict as much as required – whether you wish to allow your partner a bit of slack or restrain them tightly to the bed. Suitable for all sizes of bed, the Gear has a fair amount of spare strap that can be shortened or lengthened according to requirements. This also helps when you measure in the height differences of various partners that could be attached to this thing! This isn’t to say that I could not escape if I had really wanted to, as I would have been able to work my hands round to unbinding the velcro straps, but when it came to straightforward tugging and pulling at the straps, the velcro held its own and didn’t let up and the metal clips acting as securely as you could wish for.

Overall Impressions

I have found a new place in my heart for this product. It stows away really well as you can quickly tuck the straps under the mattress if you have any visitors/children/letting agency inspectors!! that would be going into your rooms. This product is also ideal if you have a fabric or filled in headboard on your bed and wish to venture into bondage more comfortably. Having a metal headboard myself, I like that I can have the choice between being tied up with the scarves or lean over the side of the bed and flip out the Manbound Restraints in a blink of an eye. It cuts out the time spent faffing about trying to find the rope/scarves/handcuffs at any rate!

Another fine item from Vibrator.com and, as I said, I have not removed the Restraints from my bed since receiving them before Christmas! Do go and search around their other items in the restraints category.

Coffee Table Kink IV: The Stranger from Vibrator.com

I have had this rather intriguingly named vibrator for a little while now, and after exhaustive testing, retesting and checking thoroughly (teehee!) I am now ready to commit to a product review for my sins. So, here we have the Fun Factory Stranger by Fun Factory, funnily enough, as part of Vibrator.com’s collection of sex toys and vibrators .

 

Packaging and Jargon

I only have the one other vibe and so this was a very welcome addition to my collection of mostly clitoral stimulators and bondage bits and bobs. As I have come to expect from Vibrator.com, The Stranger came contientiously packaged discreetly and securely with the rather lovely touch of little lube sachets and the website’s branded stickers (I’ve quite a bunch of these now – any ideas what to do with them? I’m all ears!!). As you can see, it’s an eye-pleasing colour and shape for anyone, like me, who is unnerved by the ‘reaslistic’ vibrators and dildos, all pink and veiny. It measures up to be 8 inches in length, 1.5″ in width and is made of phthalate-free silicone. In the box itself you have the instructions blahdeblah and a Fun Factory lube sachet too which I thought was a nice token. The material is firm-but-squidgy – bendable but not floppy (I’m ace at the technical information, me!).

Controls and Effects

In the image below, you can get an idea of how this vibe works. It runs on two AA batteries and is controlled by a simple dial interface at its base which you can toggle. On the website it claims to have ‘infinitely adjustable vibration’, but really this is about 7 or so variations of a single vibrating function that quickens or lessens according to your will or desire. The dial itself has a squiggly pattern on it which is slightly raised and I found this helpful to use my nails to twist the force of the vibrations easily rather than finger and thumb controls which could have be irksome.

As soon as I tried it out, I went straight to the top. It doesn’t quite compare to my beloved bullet vibrators, to be honest, but that’s a different battery type. What I found with The Stranger is that it is really, utterly delectable if you have a good amount of time to yourself to luxuriate in your vibe time. For me, it gave me the slowly building, completely worth the time orgasm. Bullets – ok for the immediate hit, The Stranger – great for the wallowing orgasm! I also like to work on the lowest setting on the comedown after climax, so again the toggle was great for my shuddering self to twist round.

Partner Play

I have started to bring my toys I usually use alone into my playing with Mister recently in an attempt to breakdown my barriers in terms of touching myself in front of him and so I used this one as ‘our first vibe’. Mister’s still getting to grips with using a vibrator on me, finding it troublesome to actually find my clit with something as relatively large as this in comparison with his well-trained fingers. And whilst the vibrations are not teeth-shattering, Mister didn’t find it comfortable to hold. I think it may just be down to being unfamiliar with holding a vibrator (poor darling. I’m terribly used to the judders, I hardly notice tingling fingers!!). That being said, I think that this would make a perfect starter to a couple’s introduction to mutual toy-playing. It’s fairly unthreatening in its appearance, unless you’re comparing sizes. Which I hope you wouldn’t do at any rate!

In all, this was a very pleasant vibrator to get to grips with. Again and again. And then once more for good measure. It’s a good enough size to satisfy that desire to have something within you, and the vibrations, whilst not mind-blowing, lead to well-received results – both from me and from Mister’s viewing perspective. Thank you, Vibrator.com!

Read my other reviews: My very first one here,  my favourite product so far here and another here.

Coffee Table Kink III: Tilt Master from Vibrator.com

Firstly, may I offer up my very humble apologies to the wonderful people at Vibrator.com and their multitude of sex toys for their infinite patience for the time it has taken me to get to grips with this product review. I’ve had this rather intriguing item about my lodgings for a little while, but unfortunately my workload recently has rather taken the toll in relation to my kink enjoyment.

Luckily, last night the perfect opportunity arose for us to give the Fetish Fantasy Series Tilt Master a really good testing session. But first, the preliminaries.

I always like to consider toys that both Mister and I can use together. I’m considerate that way. Our previous choice, the door-cuffs were a perfect choice for that purpose and they are among my favourite playthings. So when Vibrator.com were gracious enough to allow another item to be reviewed, we jumped at looking to finding a similar decision. When we came across this item, Mister’s eyes lit up. The image as you see here is great fun and when we unwrapped the package the box itself has some interesting positions to whet your appetite with and to act as inspiration for your own antics.

The product itself is termed as piece of inflatable sex furniture. A sex chair!!! Great! I thought, What a perfect way to comfortably screw around outside of the bedroom! Yes, my mind does occasionally work like that. You should hear what Mister had to say. Sure, the sofa is a brilliant place for impromptu sex, and the possibilities of the bathroom get my mind in a whir, but the Tilt Master seemed to be a perfect all rounder.

When it arrived, it was packaged discretely and with care as you come to expect from Vibrator.com. I also love the little personal touch of the packets of lube and company stickers inside too. This time there were some ‘his ‘n hers’ heating and tingling sachets. I’ve garnered quite a collection of the stickers now, and I really want to do something with them. Any thoughts? Send ideas in on a Comment Page!  

When we took out the deflated product, what struck us was the time it would potentially take to inflate. If you consider this item, I would also recommend that you have an electrical pump too. I do, but the batteries were dead at the time. And so unfolded half an hour (yes, 30 whole minutes) of huffing and puffing from myself and Mister. A joint effort. This little point aside, as it inflated, it began to take shape. The material is like suede, soft and velvety. It picks up dust quite easily as a result – as I found out from storing it under the bed for that moment when we could use it. Probably just a sign I should vacuum more often…

Once inflated, it takes on an elongated crescent-shaped and has two handles on either side for leverage. It’s a good size, just under a metre in width and half a metre high I would imagine, if fully inflated.

Tip: don’t fully inflate it.

Mister and I are not the largest of people, average I would say, and I’m a relatively little person. Yet, this Tilt Master is prone to gaining punctures easily. After our first try-out session (Mister, being quite enticed by the thing, receiving a lovely blow-job from yours truly) we noticed its first deflation occur. The chair comes with a puncture kit, and after using it properly only twice, it’s gained a couple of major punctures along the seams that the kit wouldn’t cover if you used this frequently.

I did find that it’s rather useful for easing a sore back after a long hard day’s work, however. And it makes me smile to see it there – my Sex Space Hopper of sorts.

Last night, we had a real chance to test it fully, with different positions and all. Saturday night and a bottle and a half of wine downed between us (drink responsibly, guys and gals…!) we were in perfect shape to use it. Add in a little thunder and lightning and the atmosphere was electric (<– see what I did there? I know, I’m rubbish at jokes). The lights went off in our living room and as I went to collect our little friend in a foil wrapper, we both took the moment to get a little naked. As our eyes adjusted to the moonlight, I could begin to pick out his features. The odd flash of lightning adding to the dramatic mood. We had previously played a game the winner of which would get to ‘receive’ some sexy time on the chair. I lost as usual when I place a bet against him, so Mister was placed ready and waiting for my return to the room.

Mister found it worked quite well for its temporary purpose as a means to get my lips round him. Being as I am, I was quite drawn to the fact my knees were rubbing against the coarse carpet as I knelt down. When it came to straddling him, however, the width of the thing was just a little too wide for my legs, but it was still fun trying to find the right angle.

We hadn’t inflated the chair too fully as we knew what would happen if we did, and so the slight give it had made it very comfortable as it moulds to your body shape. Soon it was my turn to feel the benefits of the chair and Mister had a grand time instructing me to bend over it, face down as well as with my back to it. The handles were just right for levering myself against him to boot.

Unfortunately, the amount of time we had been using it for had taken its toll and I found myself sinking into the chair as it slowly deflated around me. It was hard to stay still and eventually we had to give up and resort to a more stable bed to seal the wager properly between us.

This has been a mixed review and sums up our experience of the chair. The concept is brilliant and the dimensions of the Tilt Master allow it to be suitable for lots of experimentation. Added to the fact it’s inflatable is that it can be easily stowed away for safe-keeping.

On the downside, however, the time it takes to inflate is far too long – even with a battery-powered inflator it took a good 15-20mins of supervised time – in case the nozzle disconnected itself. The material isn’t dust-friendly and it is very prone to punctures.

I really want to recommend the Tilt Master, and I can see us using it again when we have a lot of free time to ourselves. But if you yourselves are wishing to try out sexy, imaginative and fun furniture in your sex life, I may suggest you look to spending the relatively considerable price tag on something a little more reliable and durable.

Coffee Table Kink II: Deluxe Door Jam Cuffs – Vibrator.com

A few days ago I gave you a little snippet of my experience with some marvellous new arrivals to my Kink Collection. Here’s more on that.

The lovely people at Vibrator.com package their products and sex toys carefully and discretely, for any of those who are worried about their postman getting strange ideas about how you run things on the other side of the letterbox. I, for one, was thankful for this as I had to collect my parcel from the post office and walk through town after somehow not hearing the delivery man bring it to our place the other day. On top of this, the parcel arrived with two sachets of Astroglide lube and some lovely pink stickers which Mister is tempted to attach to his guitar as a humorous gimmick, so all fab there!

Deluxe Door Jam Cuffs

The cuffs themselves are of good quality. I have the Deluxe Door Jam Cuffs which accommodate both wrists and ankles, and whilst the image on the cover (above) isn’t that appealing – noticeably, the model’s shoes don’t appear to fit her too well ;) – it’s what is inside that really matters. Made from beautifully soft black material, the cuffs don’t leave much of a mark if any at all on your skin. Adjustable to suit most heights, the straps can be altered with between a whole foot in leeway length. They attach to wrists or ankles using velcro. I was a little dubious as to how well they would hold, but I needn’t have worried. They are secure against very strong tugs and even held the majority of my weight as I hoisted myself up to meet Mister’s thrusts. Safety-wise, you can unattach them yourself quickly and easily so they are not as hardcore bondage as, say, lockable handcuffs or tightly bound ropes/scarves. Ideal if you are perhaps quite dirty-minded but are worried about losing keys/not being able to escape from your bonds in an emergency.

Easy to attach, just hook over and close the door!

Easy to attach, just hook over and close the door!

The Door Jam parts are made from sturdy plastic with door-friendly rubberised ends. These are very easy set up and to store, folding away to an inconspicuous size – quite the travel handy piece of kit, I would imagine…

If you are a regular reader of my witterings here, you may be aware that I have just the *slightest* propensity towards bondage, both of myself and of Mister. I dig it big time. There was a decided spring in my step walking back through town with the box tucked under my arm. I couldn’t wait to get it home to try things out.

So, where was I? Ah, yes – Being warmed up with a massage and a flogging facing the door.
He turned me back around to face him, clutching a handful of hair to pull my gaze up to meet his own. My own hands were clutching at the restraints above my wrists, just in an attempt to retain a shred of focus. It’s amazing how quickly I can feel myself falling under and over to his sway.
 
Clutching

Releasing my hair, I was able to see him move downward towards my breasts and proceed to take one nipple inbetween his fingers and the other between his lips. Mister is definitely a breasts-man. And I love the attention he pays to them. Licking, sucking, nibbling and, today, biting as well as a few twists to settle me right into this delicious discomfort. Each caress he delivered made me moan deeper and lower, my breathing laboured. He then continued to make the most of my incapability to escape. He moved his focus to my pussy. Already so wet and aroused from everything that had been before, Mister set to driving me to distraction with his oral techniques. I writhed. I strained against the tethers. All to no avail, of course, so all I had left was my voice. He pushed me to the point where my breathing was all shattered and inconsistent, a kind of shiver I like to think it as. He was working hard, to the point that the next morning he showed me a pair of red carpet burns on his knees.

All this time, his fingers were not idle. The were busy either reaching up to my breasts, moving along the side of my body, delving inside me so blissfully at my g-spot or delivering those short, sharp thwacks to my flanks, again making me jolt all the more. After a little while of this complete spoiling of me, he returned to another of those powerful kisses. It amused me to see a little smudge of moisture at the side of his lips, which I dutifully kissed clean. His eyes said it all – all to see there was pure lust and carnality before me.

The restraints then came into their own for another purpose – as a leverage device. We’ve often tried having sex standing up against a wall or in the shower, but with our height differences, he being a little too tall for me, I being a little to short for him, it has always been uncomfortable and awkward. Fun all the same, but awkward. Tonight we found our way. After we had made some fantastically erotic shadows on the wall as he thrust into me from behind for an episode, he flipped me round once more, spreading my legs with his foot (such a hot, aggressive move – not one he’s done before!) I found that, by heaving myself up a little to allow him to move me over his cock and then using one leg to hook around his waist and the other with just the toes touching the floor for balance, the cuffs worked brilliantly in this manner. Supporting my weight and adding a little extra to the proceedings. We writhed together well that night and it was some of the most satisfying bondage sessions I have ever had with him.

I really can’t find any fault in these restraints. Vibrator.com have a great selection of bondage gear, as well as door jam cuffs just for the wrists. If bondage is your thing, seriously – check out this section of the well-stocked and varied site!

Here’s a belated Easter present for you all.

One for the Readers!

Oh, hell, have another one on me! Might as well make the most out my exhibitionist streak.

Exhibitionist LadyP

 
Check out my first review on The Pandora vibrator here.

Coffee Table Kink: The Pandora – Vibrator.com

I’ve been making friends across the pond. In fact, I hope that it will be a lasting friendship of mutual benefit. I was approached a little while ago by some lovely people at Vibrator.com asking if I would be interested at all in sparing some time to review some of their products. I was a bit hesitant at first, truth be told. Unsure whether I should or could I was assured by the dulcet tones and allure of free sex toys… oh, and a desire to give an honest, realistic and level-headed review to those out there who wander in here from time to time. I’m doing it for you! I can be such an altruist sometimes.

Well, imagine how delighted I was that the company were willing not only to ship over to dear old Blighty, but that their first recommendation was made with a personal view! Ladies and gentlemen (hmm…don’t see too many of those as I peer out…maybe I should leave it as voyeurs and deviants…) may I present to you the Pandora:

Pandora

Here we have what is billed as a P and G-spot vibrator. Running on three LR44 batteries (y’know, the ones that go in watches), it has itself seven different settings: four main buzzers of varying degrees of bzzz and three pulse settings. When it arrived in the post, it was nicely packaged by manufacturers and doubly so by the distributors at Vibrator.com including some thoughtful sachets of lube. Upon opening, I was greeted by this pretty little sight:

pandora

Aw. Very sweet. I was eager to tear into that plastic case. It isn’t as big as it appears, it is approximately 4″ tall and with a rubbery squidgy texture. The body is rather firm and the nodule at the top – intended to aim at the G/P-spots is more flexible. Quiet on switching on, I secreted myself away from Mister. I like to test new toys out alone when first get one, so I can get to grips with how it works and, more importantly, how to make it work for me.

I have to admit, I did warm myself up a little beforehand with my favourite bullet. Just to get in the right frame of mind, you see. I grabbed hold of the Pandora and eased the tip over and around my clit, testing the waters of each individual setting. It wasn’t all that strong – I supposed it is a G-spot vibrator, rather than a clitoral stimulator. Move on.

Getting suitably slippery, I slipped it in and switched it on once more. Now, I don’t know whether I have an unsensitive G-spot but I was slightly disappointed with the immediate results. I could feel it vibrating subtly inside, but I felt nothing against my G-spot at all. I think, for me, the flexible nodule isn’t firm enough for hitting that particular area. Even on the highest buzz setting, it was merely a tingle. Thinking I was just being impatient, wanting my goodies right there right then, I experimented. I turned it around so the nodule faced downwards. Nah. No effect. So I started to thrust it gently in and out, not really savouring the vibrations, but liking the sensation of being, well…for want of a better word, fucked. This was a level better.

Remembering how much I love it when Mister fingers me whilst playing with my clit, I clutched after my bullet, which was laying discarded by my side and attempted something new. With one hand controlling the bullet on my clit and with a pulsing setting on the Pandora, I set about getting a rhythm going in this fashion.

This was gooooood.

Very good. In fact, this was possibly one of the better orgasms I have managed to achieve alone. And I practice a fair amount. The simultaneous thrusting and pulsings of the Pandora were just right enough for my G-spot to react to the orgasm caused by the clitoral attention of the bullet.

I shall be trying it out tonight with Mister, he was most off-put that I closed the door to him.

All in all, the Pandora is disappointingly average as a stand alone G-spot vibrator. The buzzings are just a fraction too subtle for me, so if what you are looking for is something to ease you into G-spot stimulation, then I see no harm in giving it a try. If, however, you are a buzz-fiend then this, sadly, won’t do very much for you. For optimum pleasure, I recommend you place it along with your favourite vibrators and dildos for a good session of You-Time, then this will fit quite happily in to your routine.

Do pop along to Vibrator.com’s site and have a perusal over their other, similarly-themed G-spot vibrators. They have a good selection, which I hope to tell you more about in the near future!